First, it protected fishermen from rain in the 1900s. today it's loved by cooked cunts the world over. The mighty fucket hat, the perfect headwear for a night out or the morning after, you degenerate.
This shit will get you all those bad Baywatch bitties, its high vis colour style will make you easy to spot in the surf and will surely get you on Bondi rescue provided you go swimming in jeans (for legal reasons we cannot condone this course of action)
Beat the summer heat while you beat your meat or flick the photons while you flick the bean, whatever just fuckin buy it, its cool as fuck
